are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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