Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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