just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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