wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
