I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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