i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Me too!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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