I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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