Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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