let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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