I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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