is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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