come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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