The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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