I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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