does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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