This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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