Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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