??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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