what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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