I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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