I am full of burrito and curiosity
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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