So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
