P.S. I can't hear my feet
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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