I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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