You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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