Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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