At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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