Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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