Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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