On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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