This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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