Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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