Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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