My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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