WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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