the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
did i just pee glitter
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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