Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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