Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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