I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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