just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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