is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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