The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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