it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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