The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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