she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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