It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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