We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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