:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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