They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I am spending my child support on dildos
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
