If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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