Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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