the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
So many bounce houses so little time
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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