just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have fence marks all over my body
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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