i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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