I just saw a hot homeless man
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she smelled like a LAN party
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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