dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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