I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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