stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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